[Calico Cat]

Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if they had a VHS of Ritter in flagrante delicto. Not necessarily with a girl, either--what's the old Middle-Eastern saying? "A woman for children, a boy for pleasure."

[Selous]

The literal translation from Arabic is actually..."A woman for duty, a young boy for pleasure and a melon for sheerest delight".

But, hey, a scrote...is a scrote...is a scrote, in any language!