Posted on 01/22/2003 10:07:38 AM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: although I make light of this and some might think there was no harm no foul because he really didn't meet a little girl, child stalkers need to do serious jail time and perhaps be chemically castrated. If William Scott Ritter Junior is really innocent and the perp is another guy, then this song is about the other guy named Scott Ritter who was arrested twice. Parents, do you know what your child is doing on the Internet? You had better know.
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I just turned 14 years old
I love the Internet
I chat with older guys who sure make my panties wet
Some day we'll meet down at Burger King
Where I'll watch Scotty Ritter doing his thing
My mom and daddy warned me that men are sometimes sick
I'm really hoping he's
perverted like Slick
Some day we'll meet down at Burger King
Where I'll watch Scotty Ritter doing his thing
I'm really excited
we had another long chat
He says he's ambidextrous
oh, I can't wait for that
I had Mel Reynolds call me once from inside his prison cell
He said the day he's getting out
he wants me to ring his bell
Some day we'll meet down at Burger King
Where I'll watch Scotty Ritter doing his thing
I'm really excited
we had another long chat
He says he's ambidextrous
oh, I can't wait for that
His co-author I wish he'd bring
I would like to watch two men
That is, if he can find the time
he's busy on CNN
Some day we'll meet down at Burger King
Where I'll watch Scotty Ritter doing his thing
Where I'll watch Scotty Ritter doing his thing
Where I'll watch Scotty Ritter doing his thing
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First, a grammar tip -- it is "worse," not "worst."
Second, if writing a parody to attack a sicko who is doing damage to this country as we prepare for war makes me "worst" than him, I look at your value system with disgust and contempt.
No, and I'm not a 'sick' rapper either, as DFU is in this case.
The case has gone through the system, and Ritter is not a priest, there's no point trilling yourself by appling triple kangaroo punishment.
The fact that DFU can fantisize his 'mind' to come up with this gives me serious doubt as to his basic orientations. He could better apply himself than regaling in his vindictiveness.
As Hubby and I did with our two girls. Didn't stop us from worrying anyway.
I like your note at the top. It's important for ALL parents (and those who might become parents someday) to know that children ARE victimized by perverted adults they meet on the Internet. Scott Ritter's case may be the most public right not, but it's by no means the only one.
So you're saying it's ok to lure kids with intent to abuse them as long as you're not a PRIEST??
The fact that DFU can fantisize his 'mind' to come up with this gives me serious doubt as to his basic orientations. He could better apply himself than regaling in his vindictiveness.
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Oh, my.
First: TEENAGER IN LOVE is a rock and roll tune, not rap. Rap stinks.
Second: "applying," not "appling."
Third: No, according to the reports, it was Ritter who wanted to be "trilling" himself.
Fourth: is triple kangaroo punishment like double secret probation?
Fifth: "fantasize," not "fantisize." One doesn't "fantisize" his mind. You can "fantisize" in your mind. This is not a fantasy. It was composed after reading the TV, radio, and news accounts.
Sixth: Serious doubt about my orientation? Gee. I love my wife and kids.
Seventh: thanks for the advice about how I can apply myself. This is not vidictive --- it is mocking. As my son-in-law heads for the Gulf on the USS ROOSEVELT, I take this stuff personally. Ritter and the peace a-holes are the ones who are going to cause us to go to war. We can't send mixed signals. Hussein is counting on a peace movement to change the will of our president. The game is over for him when he realizes with 100% certainty that this president means what he says and the maggot infested dope smoking Birkenstock wearing lowlife scum marching in the street won't affect the decision.
Your grammar, spelling, and logic need work. You're not a 14-year-old on mommy's computer, are you?
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Priests persecuted to ridiculous ends? Are you out of your mind? I am Catholic. What has happened in my church is embarrassing and disgusting. With a priest, a man who is trusted, it is one strike and you are out. You touch a little boy or girl and you go to jail. You cover it up and you also face criminal prosecution.
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