[Senator Pardek]

Every pot smoking event I have ever been to - parties, concerts, and other get togethers - was full of pompous, lewd, lazy assed, jerks!

Every keg party I've ever been to - parties, concerts, and other get togethers - was full of pompous, lewd, lazy assed jerks.

Ban beer!

[Cultural Jihad]

But not the nitrogen-filled Guinness, Senator! ;)