DFU SONG: I Saw Her Standing There (sung by Ritter)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 1-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

CAVEAT: Newspapers and TV stations are reporting the story. His attorney admitted that he was arrested. I am making no accusation, but it is fun to stick it to someone who is interfering with foreign policy and appears to be out of his freaking mind.

MIDI - I SAW HER STANDING THERE

Well, she's not quite seventeen…so my interest was keen
And before too long, we'd meet at Burger King
Like weapons she has me exited….ooooohhh
I'll be showing her my thing

So she promised me…total secrecy
'Cause if I got caught, much trouble it would bring
She really has me excited…ooooohhh
I'll be showing her my thing

Dear, what do you think…should I bring my sink
Or will BK let me use theirs…theirs

So we typed through the night…while my kids were tucked in tight
And a DFU parody we would sing
Like weapons she has me exited….ooooohhh
I'll be showing her my thing

(musical break)

Dear, what do you think…should I bring my sink
Or will BK let me use theirs…theirs

So we typed through the night…while my kids were tucked in tight
And a DFU parody we would sing
She really has me exited….ooooohhh
I'll be showing her my thing
Yes, I'll be showing her my thing…yes, I will be showing her my thing

[doug from upland]

What FReeper suggested this? We can blame you.

[MeekOneGOP]

ALBANY - Former UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter was secretly prosecuted in Albany County in 2001 after he was snared in an Internet sex sting operation, law enforcement sources told the Daily News .

< snip >

He was arrested by Colonie Police in June 2001 on a misdemeanor charge after he allegedly had a sexual discussion on the Internet with an undercover investigator he thought was an underage girl, law enforcement sources disclosed on condition of anonymity.

[Enterprise]

"Hi Scottie, my name is Fatima. I'm a 13 year old Iraqi girl and I just LOVE big strong weapons inspectors. You wanna know a secret? I'm horny as a she-camel in heat too! If you want to meet me I can arrange to see you at Abdul's used uranium exchange. Contact me at hornyfatima@hot.com"

[MeekOneGOP]

Like weapons she has me exited….

lol...

[MeekOneGOP]

funny, Doug....

[doug from upland]

I stole your sink line.

[amused]

Excellence BUMP!

[MeekOneGOP]

[Revolting cat!]

exited=excited, no?

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the typo alert. Once I wrote it, I cut and pasted and just didn't catch it.

[doug from upland]

WTEN REPORTS THAT HE WENT TO SEX COUNSELING

[Ravenstar]

Now you understand the political switcher-roo that he has done.IF you are liberal and do bad sexual things then you get away with it, but if you are Conservative you get drummed out of the Senate and the House. What was that guys name that started with a B I think. A Republican that talked dirty so they got the press to drum him out? I am not for the war in IRAQ until W does the required thing to protect this country which is ARM the PILOTS, SEAL the BORDERS, and stop VIOLATING our FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS AT THE AIRPORTS. Once W is Walking the Walk then he can chew gum and stick it to SADDAM. The Above should have been completed September 12, 2001. It is stupid not to have done it. It being this long is getting close to criminal. SEAL the BORDERS ALREADY.

Ravenstar

[maxwell]

He was arrested by Colonie Police in June 2001 on a misdemeanor charge after he allegedly had a sexual discussion on the Internet with an undercover investigator he thought was an underage girl, law enforcement sources disclosed on condition of anonymity.

NYUK NYUK NYUK... Gotcha!

Hey bro, what's shakin'... I am on my own in the lab today, Boss-man left me a note and took off for to "tend to sick folks" so I reckon I best take some good data today cause Gawd knows what'll transpire by tomorrow...

Hey what was the name of that country western bar we went to in Dallas? Sweet Thang and me were too drunk, we can't remember the name for the life of us... We should do that again though with less tequila this time... ;) I got the Austin conference the beginning of March, and Sweet Thang and I are gonna swap states one way or t'other the middle of March seeing as how Uncle Sam is fixing to lay some love on me this year so I don't know about the middle of March...

This summer for sure though, bro! If I get some fancy-shmancy geek job in DFW like I'm aimin' for, there is gonna be some serious FReeper partying up in the hizzhouse... ;)

[doug from upland]

Pinging.

[Ann Archy]

No problem!! I'm flattered!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Alright! When the cat's away...

That was the Top Rail Ballroom - Dallas, Texas

Sure, just let me know a little ahead so I can pencil it in. I enjoyed that last time. I agree, beer only this time...

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Hey, today is my Sweet Ming's birthday !! Happy birthday, Ming ! (I already told her). We're goin' to Outback Steakhouse tonight...

[doug from upland]

If it can be flattering to be famous for a line about Ritter and a sink. :)