Strawman
Your arguments against my position are well-thought out and thorough. Concise and cogent -- you seem to have got to the heart of my errors. I have tried to articulate and explain my position in an adult fashion -- but I crumble before your rapier-like intelligence. I can come up with no reposte. No rejoinder. I shall slink away into darkness, having been thoroughly defeated by your well-crafted logic and skillfully delivered argument.
Bravo!