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DFU SONG: Pretty Women (naked women) 1-15-03
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 1-2003
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 01/15/2003 9:39:13 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - PRETTY WOMAN
Naked women…as you're protesting
Naked women…I gotta say one thing
Naked women…Upland is a friendly town
To pull your tops and pants down
Naked women…winter's mild here
Naked women…and the sky is clear
Naked women…here on Euclid Avenue
It is such a pretty view
Naked women…we'll await
You'll find your trip will be great
We'll be gracious and we all will wave
We'll have coffee if you like
Come ride naked on my bike
Upland men have said they will behave…we'll behave
How exciting…we'll have such fun
Tell us what you need…and it is done
Naked women…did you drive or fly
Naked women…no need to be shy
Naked women…hello, honeys, here I am
Right here
I just charged up my Sony Cam
Oh, dear
Did someone play a joke on me?
I don't think I like what I see
I'm feeling ill
Lady, don't pull your pants down
Yuk…I'm getting out of town
Go back… naked women
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: myeyesmyeyes; putitbackon; ugly; wenches; yuk
To: doug from upland
ROFL, ur the best FR song rewriter DFU.
Ravenstar
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posted on
01/15/2003 9:42:12 AM PST
by
Ravenstar
To: doug from upland
I remember the original "Peace" pictures. To be fair, there were a few cuties in the group; not that you'd be able to see them behind the great, white whales that were able to do some of the letters solo.
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posted on
01/15/2003 9:53:14 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Tag, you're it!)
To: doug from upland
I'm feeling ill...
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posted on
01/15/2003 9:57:25 AM PST
by
ppaul
To: ppaul
I'm feeling ill...
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Brace yourself... |
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posted on
01/15/2003 10:11:55 AM PST
by
Fintan
(Tag line (optional, printed after your name on post):)
To: Fintan
Thank goodness. I'm on dial-up. As the picture started to show, I thought they were going to be naked.
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posted on
01/15/2003 10:16:34 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Ergo Clintonia delend est.)
To: Redcloak
Well, then, can I be selective in whom I invite to Upland? Is that legal? Sexist? Racist? Bigoted? Homophobic? Wishful thinking?
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posted on
01/15/2003 10:18:01 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Ergo Clintonia delend est.)
To: doug from upland
Now that about it, the cute ones are probably lesbians anyway. Never mind!
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posted on
01/15/2003 11:05:45 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Tag, you're it!)
To: Redcloak
Make that last post...
Now that I think about it, the cute ones are probably lesbians anyway. Never mind!
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posted on
01/15/2003 11:07:48 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Tag, you're it!)
To: Redcloak
(I must have been suffering from Keyboard Dysphoria.)
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posted on
01/15/2003 11:08:45 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Tag, you're it!)
To: Fintan
They're all fat and angry and hairy.
To: Fintan
You know, I can actually SMELL that picture.
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posted on
01/15/2003 11:11:40 AM PST
by
Skooz
(Next user name: Burpo the Mad Clown)
To: Redcloak
Post 'em if you got 'em.
To: doug from upland
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posted on
01/15/2003 11:18:52 AM PST
by
oyez
(Ammo first.)
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Song ping list.
To: Fintan
Ugh.
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posted on
01/15/2003 10:18:33 PM PST
by
ppaul
To: doug from upland
ROTFLMAO, Your the best!!!!!
To: All
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posted on
03/05/2003 6:36:02 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Bill and Hillary's first instinct is survival.....their second is to lie.)
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