Posted on 01/12/2003 12:49:12 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
FREEPERS TAKE NOTE:
One thread discussing marijuana legalization generates > 1000 comments.
Dozens of threads discussing police abuse of power generate > 600 comments.
We have some serious problems facing this nation. Government is a problem. The economy is a problem. The people living here are a a problem. External enemies (Muslim Extremists) are a problem. Drugs are a problem. Sexual immorality is a problem. Don’t have room to list all of the problems. What’s the solution? Well, someone posted the above except that the threads about police abuse have WAY OVER 150 comments each. In fact, one has over 600 comments and I’m sure others have exceeded that.
Based on the above information, I believe I can solve the present crisis with Iraq and North Korea. To motivate Americans to fight ‘til the death to defeat Iraq and North Korea (and probably China as well) we have to set up the following:
Let’s set up a scenario where the Muslim Extremists are allowed to, helped to (or deceitfully portrayed as the ones who are shown to) kill a bunch of dogs in a kennel somewhere. Publicize this widely and then show video of Koreans killing, preparing and eating dogs (which they do culturally anyway). Military enrollment would skyrocket, the draft could be reinstated and military commanders could shout, "Remember the dogs!" as young men and women launched themselves in to battle ready to die for the cause.
From what I’ve read on the threads discussing the slain dog by officer Hall of Cookeville, TN, we have just the motivation we need to fight a major world war right there. In fact, we might be able to insinuate that Officer Hall is actually a radical Muslim militant masquerading as a police officer. High-level government officials could probably get him to confess to that. Then, the war would essentially be won. We might even offer terms of peace to the enemy combatants BEFORE things get started because if we cut this bunch loose on them after the "dog killing" they won’t have a prayer. Men, women and children will die.
War problem solved.
Quite true. But at one time, the goal was MORAL LAW. Law designed to protect individual liberty, and nothing more.
That has been lost.
ROFL again!!! FR has some of the most ingenious and creative minds ever found anywhere.
The anger and hatred over this whole incident is unnecessary. Why so much outrage over a dog? Office Eric Hall and his wife L. have three children. Does this man strike you as someone who would LOOK for an opportunity to hurt someone?
Because he mistakenly shot a dog?
The tape shows him wantonly and recklessly butchering a beloved family pet.
That's not an 'accident'.
A terrorist terrorizes...
Hall, in his cheap, ignorant, day-late-dollar-short kind of way, qualifies for the label.
I sincerely hope that the happiest days of his life are behind him.
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