How clever you are. However, even you could think about taking lessons from texaggie79, or mojave/roscoe, -- past masters of wit.
But back to the issue. You still are required to give another reason why we can prohibit nukes and bioweapons from private citizens other than "it's reasonable". Because see, I say prohibiting crack is "reasonable". So your argument is moot until you give another argument for why it's ok .