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I can see the advert now: If you need to get a tan in seconds visit planet Gehenna (branding by hot iron droplets included for free).

With all seriousness this place seems to be the horrid nightmare of Dante's inferno! Fog of molten gaseous iron, and rainstorms of molten metal!

Ay yi yi caramba!

1 posted on 01/08/2003 9:49:52 AM PST by spetznaz
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To: Stavka2; Gunrunner2; VaBthang4; mvpel
Getting hot over there!
2 posted on 01/08/2003 9:50:46 AM PST by spetznaz (( I am tired of eating cereal ..........seriously))
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Not-a-good-vacation-spot ping
3 posted on 01/08/2003 9:53:17 AM PST by Aracelis
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To: spetznaz
Raindrops keep falling on my head, tra la la. Ouch.
4 posted on 01/08/2003 9:56:24 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: spetznaz
Super fast streams of hot air....inhospitable to human life...barren...


Planet Hillary has been discovered.

5 posted on 01/08/2003 9:57:04 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny
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To: spetznaz
clouds and raindrops made of iron.

A visit would require one hell of a strong embrella. Seriesly.

6 posted on 01/08/2003 9:57:56 AM PST by concerned about politics (Liberals are facist)
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To: spetznaz
You know, it's not so much the heat as it is the molten iron boring through my skull.
8 posted on 01/08/2003 10:00:55 AM PST by Mr. Bird
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To: spetznaz
The worst part about visiting is that jackass cousin of mine: "Is it hot enough for ya?"
9 posted on 01/08/2003 10:02:33 AM PST by Mr. Bird
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It's the humidity!

Or did they find Hell?
14 posted on 01/08/2003 10:15:57 AM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Semper Gumby!)
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"...hot enough to have an iron fog and to rain hot iron droplets.... a place of violence, with a powerful jet stream whipping the clouds and loosing showers of molten iron."

Sounds like Detroit in August.

16 posted on 01/08/2003 10:25:32 AM PST by fivecatsandadog
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Al Gore adds: The planet had previously hosted a vibrant civilization, but unfortunately they couldn't end their love affair with their SUVs.
17 posted on 01/08/2003 10:31:27 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: spetznaz
A guy could make good money selling ice cream on that planet.
18 posted on 01/08/2003 10:34:13 AM PST by B Knotts
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And in other news. 3000 leading environmental scientists project that if Kyoto isn't implemented and republicans booted out of office the earth will look like this is 3-6 months

They based the projections on new computer models that suggested that people weren't afraid of the predictions of their old computer models.

19 posted on 01/08/2003 10:42:02 AM PST by rudehost
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If they would have just gave up on their SUVs...
20 posted on 01/08/2003 10:46:28 AM PST by riversarewet
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Sounds like the Tholian homeworld.
22 posted on 01/08/2003 10:52:20 AM PST by Redcloak ("Aahhh... The renowned Tholian punctuality." -Spock)
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To: spetznaz
The Universe is indeed a strange and disturbing place.
23 posted on 01/08/2003 10:53:38 AM PST by Darksheare (Dancing amid a billowing tower of Iron fog smoke.)
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...found the planet orbiting a star 5,000 light years away by detecting the slight dimming of light caused as the planet moved between the star and telescopes on Earth.

Maybe a mosquito moved between the star and the telescopes!

27 posted on 01/08/2003 10:59:29 AM PST by smokinleroy
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This planet is where hillary is queen.
32 posted on 01/08/2003 11:25:01 AM PST by desertcry
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"It is hot enough to have an iron fog and to rain hot iron droplets."

And the occasional Heavy Metal Thunder, no doubt. ;^)

33 posted on 01/08/2003 11:26:21 AM PST by Charles Martel
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"It is hot enough to have an iron fog and to rain hot iron droplets."

Sounds like an extended weather forcast for downtown Bagdad.

35 posted on 01/08/2003 11:30:47 AM PST by MassExodus
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"It's hot, damned hot!
"Real hot!
"I can cook stuff in my shorts!
"Gonna do a little crotch pot cookin'!
"Was you born on the sun?!?
'S Daaaaamn hot!!!"

36 posted on 01/08/2003 11:40:43 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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