I can see the advert now: If you need to get a tan in seconds visit planet Gehenna (branding by hot iron droplets included for free).
With all seriousness this place seems to be the horrid nightmare of Dante's inferno! Fog of molten gaseous iron, and rainstorms of molten metal!
Ay yi yi caramba!
1 posted on
01/08/2003 9:49:52 AM PST by
spetznaz
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To: Stavka2; Gunrunner2; VaBthang4; mvpel
Getting hot over there!
2 posted on
01/08/2003 9:50:46 AM PST by
spetznaz
(( I am tired of eating cereal ..........seriously))
To: RadioAstronomer; longshadow; PatrickHenry
Not-a-good-vacation-spot ping
3 posted on
01/08/2003 9:53:17 AM PST by
Aracelis
To: spetznaz
Raindrops keep falling on my head, tra la la. Ouch.
4 posted on
01/08/2003 9:56:24 AM PST by
Bahbah
To: spetznaz
Super fast streams of hot air....inhospitable to human life...barren...
Planet Hillary has been discovered.
To: spetznaz
clouds and raindrops made of iron.A visit would require one hell of a strong embrella. Seriesly.
To: spetznaz
You know, it's not so much the heat as it is the molten iron boring through my skull.
8 posted on
01/08/2003 10:00:55 AM PST by
Mr. Bird
To: spetznaz
The worst part about visiting is that jackass cousin of mine: "Is it hot enough for ya?"
9 posted on
01/08/2003 10:02:33 AM PST by
Mr. Bird
To: spetznaz
It's the humidity!
Or did they find Hell?
14 posted on
01/08/2003 10:15:57 AM PST by
JoeSixPack1
(Semper Gumby!)
To: spetznaz
"...hot enough to have an iron fog and to rain hot iron droplets.... a place of violence, with a powerful jet stream whipping the clouds and loosing showers of molten iron." Sounds like Detroit in August.
To: spetznaz
Al Gore adds: The planet had previously hosted a vibrant civilization, but unfortunately they couldn't end their love affair with their SUVs.
To: spetznaz
A guy could make good money selling ice cream on that planet.
18 posted on
01/08/2003 10:34:13 AM PST by
B Knotts
To: spetznaz
And in other news. 3000 leading environmental scientists project that if Kyoto isn't implemented and republicans booted out of office the earth will look like this is 3-6 months
They based the projections on new computer models that suggested that people weren't afraid of the predictions of their old computer models.
19 posted on
01/08/2003 10:42:02 AM PST by
rudehost
To: spetznaz
If they would have just gave up on their SUVs...
To: spetznaz
Sounds like the Tholian homeworld.
22 posted on
01/08/2003 10:52:20 AM PST by
Redcloak
("Aahhh... The renowned Tholian punctuality." -Spock)
To: spetznaz
The Universe is indeed a strange and disturbing place.
23 posted on
01/08/2003 10:53:38 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Dancing amid a billowing tower of Iron fog smoke.)
To: spetznaz
...found the planet orbiting a star 5,000 light years away by detecting the slight dimming of light caused as the planet moved between the star and telescopes on Earth. Maybe a mosquito moved between the star and the telescopes!
To: spetznaz
This planet is where hillary is queen.
To: spetznaz
"It is hot enough to have an iron fog and to rain hot iron droplets." And the occasional Heavy Metal Thunder, no doubt. ;^)
To: spetznaz
"It is hot enough to have an iron fog and to rain hot iron droplets." Sounds like an extended weather forcast for downtown Bagdad.
To: spetznaz
"It's hot, damned hot!
"Real hot!
"I can cook stuff in my shorts!
"Gonna do a little crotch pot cookin'!
"Was you born on the sun?!?
'S Daaaaamn hot!!!"
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