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To: ex-Texan; Cindy
There was a joke about Hillary and her driver hitting a cow. It was posted yesterday on FR. Does anyone know where it is? It captured the public mood about Hillary very well.
8 posted on 01/08/2003 1:36:36 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a NY country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!"

"My God! What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow!"

15 posted on 01/08/2003 2:37:14 AM PST by BullDog108 (Kick their @$$ and take their gas)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I think that this picture best describes Hillary getting ready for her 2004 run for President.

HILLARY TRANSFORMS HERSELF FOR 2004 RUN

Reg is a master!

16 posted on 01/08/2003 2:42:04 AM PST by stlrocket
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