Study Suggests Orangutans Are Cultured

AP Science ^ | 2003-01-02 | PAUL RECER

[Junior]

Ping

[Sacajaweau]

And dogs lick my face and birds peck my cheek...Let's just say they do what comes naturally. Except, dogs will also kill a deer and birds will sh.. on your car right after you have finished washing it. Nothing cultured about that!!

What's the point!! Oh, Grant money!!

[tnlibertarian]

If orangutans can learn culture, why can't we teach liberals common sense?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Right turn Clyde.

[CougarGA7]

LOL! Darnit you beat me to it.

[mhking]

Of course, orangutans are cultured! Just ask Dr. Zaius!

[Luna]

Liberals are lower on the animal chain than orangutans. Give them a few hundred million years, and maybe they'll enter the Common Sense phase of existance.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Scary minds think alike.

[CougarGA7]

[mewzilla]

Uh, Mr. Recer...Why would anyone want to culture an orang?

[Jonah Hex]

Study Suggests Orangutans Are Cultured

And some become Librarians....

(a Discworld inside joke)

[Revelation 911]

"Damn dirty apes"

[Gumlegs]

Well, sure ... compared to Democrats.

[balrog666]

And some become Librarians....

Ook, ook, ook.

[goodnesswins]

"Galdikas said 90 percent of the ape population has disappeared in 50 years and there are only 15,000 to 20,000 of the animals left in the wild."

NAH.....they all moved to Wash. DC and are liberals.

[Consort]

Pearls are cultured; orangutans are feral.

[VadeRetro]

Of course, orangutans are cultured!

Of course! It's gibbons ain't got no culcha!

[Junior]

The whole gist of the article completely escaped you, didn't it?

[mhking]

Of course! It's gibbons ain't got no culcha!

Gibbons are fine. It's BABOON's who ain't got no culture! Ask ol' IR Baboon over here...