January 02, 2002: Time for even more crystal-ball gazing regarding the new year, this time from everyone's favorite Iconoclast psychic, William Grim. And now without furrther fuss or muss, here's Swami Grim's amazing predictions for 2003:
Posted on 01/02/2003 9:15:31 AM PST by Apolitical
ICONOCLAST DAILY NOTEBOOK....
William Grim's Top 20 Prognostications For 2003....
January 02, 2002: Time for even more crystal-ball gazing regarding the new year, this time from everyone's favorite Iconoclast psychic, William Grim. And now without furrther fuss or muss, here's Swami Grim's amazing predictions for 2003:
1. G.I. Joe Lieberman becomes the No. 1 best selling action figure at Greenwich, Connectocut's Toys-R-Us.
2. Muslim terrorists crash an Air France jet into the Eiffel Tower; and the French Chamber of Deputies blames the United States and Israel for the terrorist act.
3. The Virgin Mary and Woody Hayes appear to a crowd in Akron celebrating the Ohio Bicentennial, and tell the Buckeyes to go kick Arab butt.
4. Author Tom Clancy is once again overlooked by the Nobel Committee.
5. Former President Jimmy Carter teams up with rock group Wild Cherry for a "Things from the 1970s We'd Rather Forget" Tour.
6. Muslin terrorists crash an Air Canada jet into Toronto's CN Tower; and the Canadian Parliament blames the United States and Israel for the terrorist act.
7. Copies of Bill Clinton's new autobiography are seized for violating child pornography laws.
8. After he acknowledges seven more illegitimate children, Jesse Jackson is made an honorary member of the National Basketball Association................
(Excerpt) Read more at iconoclast.ca ...
According to Ms. Leo, the New York Times will continue to be run by lunatics. The paper’s censorship of its own sportswriters (who defended Tiger Woods’s choice not to become involved in the Augusta golf club controversy) was just a teaser, she says. There’s much more heavy-handed propaganda-guised-as-news and lousy fact-checking to come. Ms. Leo believes the Times may even be changing its name to Pravda, though she admits that she is not certain. It might just be all the Prada handbags held by the New York Times’s readership.Ms. Leo says that the D.C. sniper, who confounded analysts by turning out to be two black men, will receive the death penalty, but not before successfully suing The National Enquirer for falsely alleging a homosexual relationship between them. Ms. Leo sees John Allen Muhammad creating a genuine quandary when he tells the media, “I’m not gay. I only killed a bunch of people.” Reporters become confused about whether to jump on the homophobia implicit in Muhammad’s remarks, or to respect his perspective as a member of the world’s most peaceful religion, Islam. They are grateful when Martha Stewart gets sent to jail and has her wallpaper trim confiscated, so they can focus on that instead.
Oooooo! The smack of irony in this bite is stinging.
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