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The Arrakis Street Journal | December 31, 2002 | Paul Atreides

[nhoward14]

One Elf to Rule Them All

[BradyLS]

What we can expect if Saul Zaentz succumbs to Scientology

[AdA$tra]

Is that Tom Cruiser or John Revolting on the cover?

[Corin Stormhands]

*snicker*

[ksen]

"I bet you think I'm standing this way because I ride a lot of horses. Actually, I haven't had a bowel movement for 2,000 years and I'm PI$$ED!"

[Centurion2000]

Elves versus the Psychlos : film in 2006

[dogbyte12]

Silly Halfling animals! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[Slyfox]

I've asked this once and I'll ask it again, how can somebody
keep writing best-selling books when they are dead?

[ecurbh]

Ring Ping!!

[dogbyte12]

When they aren't really writing them, and they become best sellers only because members of the cult are instructed to purchase them.

[Samwise]

Have I ever stated how grateful I am that the inspiration for Lord of the Rings came to Tolkien and not to some other writer?

[sourcery]

Crouching Gollum, Hidden Balrog (see post #16)

Russel Crowe in Gil-Galadiator

Faramir to Eternity

[KarlInOhio]

Ten time the length of LotR, but only one tenth the story.

[HBAR223]

I prefer L. Ron Hoover and the First Church of Appliantology

[humblegunner]

Terl the Orc?
Frodo Goodboy Tyler???

[The Iguana]

"We've had an audit on you for some time now, Mr. Baggins."

[SuziQ]

Somehow, Elrond's thin pasty face doesn't seem to jive with those washboard abs!!

[dogbyte12]

Frodo, would you like to take a free personality test?

[sourcery]

"I was there, the day the strength of Men failed!"