[Slyfox]

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle

I have a son who broke a wrist and a son who broke a foot this summer. You mean I, too, could be a millionaire?

[gundog]

You mean I, too, could be a millionaire?

Or jailed for child abuse...that's the other option these days.