"NEW" Cows & Politics (humor,Hillary punch line)

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[OXENinFLA]

"NEW" Cows & Politics DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you. SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: ............

[OXENinFLA]

Found this funny, Thought I'd share.

[kassie]

I liked the New York Politics the best. :)

[OXENinFLA]

Yeah, I about spit coffee on my keyboard at work when they read it on the radio.

[Piquaboy]

Was this a snide way of saying that Hillary is a cow? Maybe it is because everytime I see a cow it reminds me of Hillary.

[Capriole]

everytime I see a cow it reminds me of Hillary.

I find this extremely offensive and I demand an apology on behalf of cows everywhere. Cows are very nice creatures and don't deserve to be compared to that--that--that Hillary. She is her own species.

[Piquaboy]

At least the four legged cows don't wear those black pant suits.

[twyn1]

ROFL -- Ba-Da-Bing

[eureka!]

Quite clever. And your handle is quite fitting for this post. ;^)

[Slings and Arrows]

ISRAELI CORPORATION: You have two cows. Palestian terrorists try to kill your cows and fail, getting badly gored in the process. They then claim that the cows were the aggressors.

FReegards,
Slings and Arrows

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hillary is a cow"!!

Yep...MUD

[Registered]

she's a pig actually.

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A Prize-Winning PIG at that...LOL!!

Great work, my FRiend...MUD

[Temple Owl]

Thank you! That is really funny. You should have posted the whole thing, it wasn't that long. ROTFL!

[Eagle Eye]

Pigs everywhere will demand an apology and rightly so.

[Mikey]

Speaking of animals, you might find this funny also.

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road?

"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has launched an attack on KFC, the fast-food franchise made famous by its founder, the late Col. Harlan Saunders. PETA says that, in their natural surroundings (as opposed to factory farms), chickens 'form friendships and social hierarchies, recognize one another, love their young, and enjoy a full life, dust bathing, making nests, roosting in trees, and more.' Chickens raised for eventual sale at KFC restaurants do not get to enjoy any of those experiences, PETA claims."

- Peter Roff, UPI's Capital Comment, 1/6/03