[Dubya]

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.


What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.


What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.


What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.


Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

[Dubya]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.