[Dubya]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

[southerngrit]

Happy New Year, Dubya.

You beat me to the 400th post!

[Dubya]

Excerpts from military fitness reports...
These are lines taken from U.S. military officer efficiency reports:

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature I.Q.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
So dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.