[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about
the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a
glass
of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class. Observe the
worms closely," said the teacher putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could
be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and
we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.Johnny, who
naturally
sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink
whiskey
and you won't get worms."

[tomkow6]

Pippin! WAKE UP!

Let's PARTY!

[Soaring Feather]

FEEBLE attempt at humor

[Kathy in Alaska]

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are,God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

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Bless This House

Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.


Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.

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