Purported clone coming home to U.S. today, official says - details secret to protect child, family

Associated Press ^ | December 30, 2002 | Associated Press Staff

[MeekOneGOP]

Rael (Claude Vorilhon)

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Indeed. They are arriving in a super secret space ship disguised as a commercial airline. Even the people in the jet don't know what it is. Only the pilot and the co-pilot.

[dfwgator]

Uh huh!! And Marshall Applewhite and Company are really on that spaceship with the aliens.

[xJones]

To gain convincing proof that "Eve" is a clone, Dr. Boisselier said she had accepted an offer by a former ABC News science editor who has chosen independent experts to draw DNA from the mother and the newborn and test them for a match.

This should be good. We're about to watch a busted fraud from the space alien people. But please, oh please, don't post another photo of that reddish-haired spokeswoman with the bad teeth.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I predict this will be called a hoax. But the cloners will know the truth-- the hoax will be a hoax. An alien will tell them the truth.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

They will find that he had gone to a sink, added his own DNA into the mix, and then pondered the best photo-op for this grand event. He will accuse them of a coverup. Lefties put tin hats on right wing conspiracy theories when we have hard evidence. But they fall for the goofiest, most obvious con men and wackos around.

[snodog]

Hey, isn't that guy two of the BeeGees.

[xJones]

You're on to something, Arthur. It will be proven that the former ABC News science editor was previously captured by the Borgs and has been brainwashed into hiding the real *truth* about the clone, which of course, only you and I really know. :D

[Trickyguy]

I am convinced this is a hoax. However, if it is not, it is a horrible thing. If I remember correctly, each time our cells reproduce, small objects in them (telemeres, I believe) get shorter. Once they get too short, we die. The article I read, which was about Dolly the sheep, said she
was born with the original, short telemeres. It claimed that if Strom Thurmond was cloned, when the clone grew up, say to 21 years old, it would, because of the shortened telemeres, be 100 years old physically. So if this baby is a clone, it will have a very short life. Sort of like artifically-induced progeria.

[Charles Henrickson]

The Eve of Destruction.

[CalvaryJohn]

Just thinking, these kooks are so sick, they would hold up a progeric clone as evidence of the space alien Elohim.

[MeekOneGOP]

Indeed. They are arriving in a super secret space ship disguised as a commercial airline. Even the people in the jet don't know what it is. Only the pilot and the co-pilot.

Just your ordinary flight. Here's their mode of transportation uncloaked......

[MeekOneGOP]

This should be good. We're about to watch a busted fraud from the space alien people. But please, oh please, don't post another photo of that reddish-haired spokeswoman with the bad teeth.

Huh? You mean THIS person?.....

Brigitte Boisselier

[MeekOneGOP]

ITEOTWAWKI

[Piquaboy]

This cloning stuff needs to be brought to a halt immediately before they clone another Bill clinton.

[Fury]

I am convinced this is a hoax.

I would tend to agree. Look for there to be "problems" when the samples are ready to be taken, something along the lines of the samples already being taken and just handed to the former ABC guy, or claims that new information uncovered indicates that he is not objective, etc., etc.

[RGSpincich]

She sings at casino cabarets in Reno, right? Or maybe that's her twin.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !

[Kenton]

This is gonna be confusing as hell for the "family". I mean, the "mother" won't really be, will she? Will the original cell donor get to call the kid "mini-me"? Does this mean that when the original gets old her husband gets to replace her with the new one? I have a headache from all this.