Jail for Woman Who Attacked Mall Worker Over Cookie

AP/ Detroit Free Press ^ | 12/26/02

[11th Earl of Mar]

ANN ARBOR, Mich (AP) -- A woman who couldn't have the cookie she craved is behind bars for attacking an employee at a shopping mall cookie stand, police said Thursday.

"She became enraged that they didn't have the cookie she wanted to consume," said Ann Arbor police Sgt. Andrew Zazula.

[11th Earl of Mar]

I know that good customer service is hard to find these days, but this reaciton is a little overboard.

[Tijeras_Slim]

That's the way the cookie crumbles...

[End Times Sentinel]

JABBA WANT COOKIE!!!

Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"

[AppyPappy]

She wanted the Crack-laced Sugar Cookies.

[Charles Henrickson]

Woman had a chip on her shoulder.

[ContentiousObjector]

what no pictures?

[DWSUWF]

"...He said she had been complaining about being jailed over the confrontation but that she had been cooperating..."

This amazon bitch goes ape because she couldn't get the cookie she wanted, assaults someone and then complains about being thrown in jail?

She needs to be on the receiving end of something that takes several weeks to heal, and leaves a scar that shows.

[Skwidd]

"Hold muh milk."

[Tijeras_Slim]

She needs to be on the receiving end of something that takes several weeks to heal, and leaves a scar that shows.

You take her on. She sounds like a tough cookie to me. :)

[Damocles]

Police said the woman then went around the counter and punched the clerk, causing no major injuries.

This is the best part of the story. The slob couldn't even muster enough strength to bust a lip!

[Jaxter]

[Happygal]

The culprit?

[Damocles]

 

Police found the alleged attackers cat at home finishing off a tuna...

[BenLurkin]

Kwaanza cookies perhaps?

[Kenton]

Wow, I get a little cranky when I get low blood sugar, but I never attacked anybody! [Not physically anyway]

[11th Earl of Mar]

A picture like that in the 'old' Free Republic would draw a barrage of dirty jokes.

But in the 'new' Free Republic, we don't make those kind of comments.

[APBaer]

[DWSUWF]

"...You take her on. She sounds like a tough cookie to me. :)..."

LOL!

When I was a young buck full of piss and vinegar there were a few times, for sheer meanness sake, that I'd get the girls mad and then laugh at them (making them even madder) when they saw they couldn't faze me with their best shot...

But I've gotten older and slower, and women have gotten weirder and harrier, since those days...

I believe it'd probably be best to have a sock full of nickels handy in your coat pocket when dealing with Bimbolina here, just in case she goes 'round the bend and comes at you with a nail file. (or a switchblade...)

[muggs]

Probably a chocolate cookie she wanted. Sounds like a major case of PMS. I'm just kidding, there's no excuse for what she did.