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Jail for Woman Who Attacked Mall Worker Over Cookie
AP/ Detroit Free Press ^
| 12/26/02
Posted on 12/27/2002 6:43:45 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
Edited on 05/07/2004 7:12:50 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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ANN ARBOR, Mich (AP) -- A woman who couldn't have the cookie she craved is behind bars for attacking an employee at a shopping mall cookie stand, police said Thursday.
"She became enraged that they didn't have the cookie she wanted to consume," said Ann Arbor police Sgt. Andrew Zazula.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chocmacadamianut; cookiemonster; disablecookies
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I know that good customer service is hard to find these days, but this reaciton is a little overboard.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
That's the way the cookie crumbles...
To: 11th Earl of Mar
JABBA WANT COOKIE!!!
Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"
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To: NFifty15
She wanted the Crack-laced Sugar Cookies.
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posted on
12/27/2002 6:50:16 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Woman had a chip on her shoulder.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
what no pictures?
To: 11th Earl of Mar
"...He said she had been complaining about being jailed over the confrontation but that she had been cooperating..." This amazon bitch goes ape because she couldn't get the cookie she wanted, assaults someone and then complains about being thrown in jail?
She needs to be on the receiving end of something that takes several weeks to heal, and leaves a scar that shows.
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posted on
12/27/2002 6:53:50 AM PST
by
DWSUWF
To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Hold muh milk."
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posted on
12/27/2002 6:54:55 AM PST
by
Skwidd
To: DWSUWF
She needs to be on the receiving end of something that takes several weeks to heal, and leaves a scar that shows. You take her on. She sounds like a tough cookie to me. :)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Police said the woman then went around the counter and punched the clerk, causing no major injuries.This is the best part of the story. The slob couldn't even muster enough strength to bust a lip!
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posted on
12/27/2002 6:56:05 AM PST
by
Damocles
To: 11th Earl of Mar
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:00:00 AM PST
by
Jaxter
To: 11th Earl of Mar
The culprit?
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:01:19 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Police found the alleged attackers cat at home finishing off a tuna...
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:01:43 AM PST
by
Damocles
To: AppyPappy
Kwaanza cookies perhaps?
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Wow, I get a little cranky when I get low blood sugar, but I never attacked anybody! [Not physically anyway]
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:11:05 AM PST
by
Kenton
To: Damocles
A picture like that in the 'old' Free Republic would draw a barrage of dirty jokes.
But in the 'new' Free Republic, we don't make those kind of comments.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:13:09 AM PST
by
APBaer
To: Tijeras_Slim
"...You take her on. She sounds like a tough cookie to me. :)..." LOL!
When I was a young buck full of piss and vinegar there were a few times, for sheer meanness sake, that I'd get the girls mad and then laugh at them (making them even madder) when they saw they couldn't faze me with their best shot...
But I've gotten older and slower, and women have gotten weirder and harrier, since those days...
I believe it'd probably be best to have a sock full of nickels handy in your coat pocket when dealing with Bimbolina here, just in case she goes 'round the bend and comes at you with a nail file. (or a switchblade...)
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:14:48 AM PST
by
DWSUWF
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Probably a chocolate cookie she wanted. Sounds like a major case of PMS. I'm just kidding, there's no excuse for what she did.
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posted on
12/27/2002 7:15:11 AM PST
by
muggs
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