and the product of lots and lots of elective surgery.
O.k., o.k., Detective. But if Tovah had never had ANY help, and I were single and had the opportunity, I still wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers. Lynne, on the other hand, could get all the help in the world, and she'd still be ... Lynne. (I'm trying to mind my manners here.)
If I were married to Tovah, I would wear Krispy Saltine pajamas every night!
I've had a crush on Tovah every since I saw her guest starring on some forgettable 70's cop show. Whatta face!
BTW, Tovah turns 50 tomorrow.
I'm single but I wouldn't go anywhere near Tovah. Way too old. :) (She's over thirty years older than me.)