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NORAD Tracks Santa Over Persian Gulf
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Posted on 12/24/2002 12:25:24 PM PST by Mensch

Santa tracked over Persian Gulf click for update


TOPICS: Announcements; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: norad; persiangulf; santa
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1 posted on 12/24/2002 12:25:24 PM PST by Mensch
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To: Mensch
Oh, oh, as a Christian Santa is in big trouble in that part of the world.

A ringleader of the cult of the Christians, in fact he is.

He had better not land in Saudi Arabia or Iran, and Kuwait and Iraq and Qatar he had better go into hiding the minute he lands, too.

No display of distinctive Christian garb, no public celebration of the Christian holiday.

2 posted on 12/24/2002 12:27:46 PM PST by crystalk
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To: crystalk
Oh, oh, as a Christian Santa is in big trouble in that part of the world.

Look at the picture. Santa's no fool, he's keeping real close to those carrier-based task forces.

3 posted on 12/24/2002 12:31:49 PM PST by Steve Eisenberg
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To: Mensch
I have been tracking with my kids all morning and it is great. The Persian GULF was good as we got to discuss the upcoming war and what it means! Kids really love it!
4 posted on 12/24/2002 12:31:59 PM PST by alisasny
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To: Steve Eisenberg
Santa beat the fighter jet! Zoomed right by it. Saw it a little while ago!
5 posted on 12/24/2002 12:32:36 PM PST by alisasny
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To: alisasny
Fighter cap for Santa bump!!!!

Merry Christmas!

6 posted on 12/24/2002 12:34:05 PM PST by Dog
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To: crystalk
Don't worry about Santa ...... he's well-protected ....... :-)


7 posted on 12/24/2002 12:34:24 PM PST by kayak
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To: Mensch
Maybe Santa can drop a "special gift" in mecca while he is in the area?

8 posted on 12/24/2002 12:35:05 PM PST by Kaafi
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To: Kaafi
He'll dump the latrine.
9 posted on 12/24/2002 12:36:13 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: alisasny
Me too! Merry Xmas!
10 posted on 12/24/2002 12:41:33 PM PST by Mensch
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To: Mensch
We have to go out at 4 and will check the ones we miss when we get home tonight. I liked the pyramids covered with snow : )
11 posted on 12/24/2002 12:44:13 PM PST by alisasny
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To: AppyPappy
This is a secret plan.....they will show Sadaam blowing Santa out of the sky with a surface-to-air missile...this will be the "material breach" that sends us to war.
12 posted on 12/24/2002 12:46:26 PM PST by Feiny
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To: Mensch
Santa kicking a little ass in downtown Baghdad!


13 posted on 12/24/2002 12:46:53 PM PST by oldvike
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To: Mensch

-Andrew Toppan I Am the American Sailor -

Hear my voice, America! Though I speak through the mist of 200 years, my shout for freedom will echo through liberty's halls for many centuries to come.

Hear me speak, for my words are of truth and justice, and the rights of man. For those ideals, I have spilled my blood upon the world's troubled waters.

Listen well, for my time is eternal - yours is but a moment.

I am the spirit of heroes past and future.

I am the American Sailor.

I was born upon the icy shores at Plymouth, rocked upon the waves of the Atlantic, and nursed in the wilderness of Virginia.

I cut my teeth on New England codfish, and I was clothed in southern cotton.

I built muscle at the halyards of New Bedford whalers, and I gained my sea legs high atop the mizzen of Yankee clipper ships.

Yes, I am the American Sailor, one of the greatest seamen the world has ever known.

The sea is my home and my words are tempered by the sound of paddle wheels on the Mississippi, and the song of whales off Greenland's barren shore. My eyes have grown dim from the glare of sunshine on blue water, and my heart is full of star-strewn nights under the Southern Cross.

My hands are raw from winter storms while sailing down around the Horn, and they are blistered from the heat of cannon broadsides while defending our nation.

I am the American Sailor, and I have seen the sunset of a thousand distant, lonely lands.

I am the American Sailor.

It was I who stood tall beside John Paul Jones as he shouted, "I have not yet begun to fight!"

I fought upon Lake Erie with Perry, and I rode with Stephen Decatur into Tripoli harbor to burn the Philadelphia.

I met Guerriere aboard Constitution, and I was lashed to the mast with Admiral Farragut at Mobile Bay.

I have heard the clang of Confederate shot against the sides of Monitor.

I have suffered the cold with Peary at the North Pole, and I responded when Dewey said, "You may fire when ready Gridley," at Manila Bay.

It was I who transported supplies through submarine infested waters when our soldier's were called "over there".

I was there as Admiral Byrd crossed the South Pole.

It was I who went down with the Arizona at Pearl Harbor, who supported our troops at Inchon, and patrolled the dark deadly waters of the Mekong Delta.

I am the American Sailor, and I wear many faces. I am a pilot soaring across God's blue canopy, and I am a Seabee atop a dusty bulldozer in the South Pacific.

I am a corpsman nursing the wounded in the jungle, and I am a torpedoman in Nautilus deep beneath the North Pole.

I am hard and I am strong.

But it was my eyes that filled with tears when my brother went down with the Thresher, and it was my heart that rejoiced when Commander Shepherd rocketed into orbit above the earth. It was I who languished in a Viet Cong prison camp, and it was I who walked upon the moon.

It was I who saved the Stark, and the Samuel B. Roberts in the mine infested waters of the Persian Gulf.

It was I who pulled my brothers from the smoke filled compartments of the Bonefish, and wept when my shipmates died on Iowa, and White Plains. When called again, I was there, on the tip of the spear for Operation Desert Shield, and Desert Storm.

I am the American Sailor.

I am woman, I am man, I am white and black, yellow, red and brown. I am Jew, Muslim, Christian, and Buddhist. I am Irish, Filipino, African, French, Chinese, and Indian.

And my standard is the outstretched hand of Liberty.

Today, I serve around the world; on land, in air, on and under the sea.

I serve proudly, at peace once again, but with the fervent prayer that I need not be called again.

Tell your children of me.

Tell them of my sacrifice, and how my spirit soars above their country.

I have spread the mantle of my nation over the ocean, and I will guard her forever. I am her heritage, and yours.

I am the American Sailor.

-Attributed to MCPO Gene Wallace


14 posted on 12/24/2002 12:51:16 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: Mensch
Who then was that I saw in the mall this morning ?
15 posted on 12/24/2002 12:51:53 PM PST by UB355
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To: Mensch
NORAD Tracks Santa Over Persian Gulf

If Santa can get air superiority in that area...
we might as well just go ahead and take out the quack in Iraq.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays All!
16 posted on 12/24/2002 12:54:50 PM PST by VOA
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
This may be a bit somber for this occassion...but I think it needs posting.
If only to focus our prayers and good thoughts on our Naval personnel (as well as
all our military) on this holiday.

Even though I've lived my life as a spoiled, over-protected civilian...I'll never
forget my first clear hearing of the lyrics of The Naval Hymn when the quartet sang
it at the funeral for Richard Nixon.


The Naval Hymn (Eternal Father)

Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidd'st the mighty ocean deep,
Its own appointed limits keep.

Oh hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea! Amen.

Eternal Father, lend Thy grace
To those with wings who fly thro' space,
Thro wind and storm, thro' sun and rain,
Oh bring them safely home again.

Oh Father, hear a humble prayer,
For those in peril in the air! Amen.

Oh Trinity of love and power,
Our brethren shield in danger's hour,
From rock and tempest, fire and foe,
Protect them where so ever they go.

Thus evermore shall rise to Thee
Glad hymns of praise from land and sea! Amen.
17 posted on 12/24/2002 1:02:21 PM PST by VOA
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To: Mensch
My God.....South Park just popped into my head.

"I couldn't do it.....I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's testicles..."
18 posted on 12/24/2002 1:12:34 PM PST by Tuba-Dude
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To: Mensch; homeschool mama
Oh oh. He's getting closer. I'd better get OFF of here and get my work done!

Thanks for the update!!!!
19 posted on 12/24/2002 1:12:57 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma
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To: kayak
Well, duh......

I just noticed the REAL meaning of that pic you posted.

GREAT one!

20 posted on 12/24/2002 1:16:33 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma
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