DFU SONG CHRISTMAS 2002: Little St. Nick (Sean Penn and Saddam) 12-21-02

DFU CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LITTLE ST. NICK

He lives across the world in the desert sand
And he doesn't like it much to have his weapons banned
Then he had a lovely visit with that guy, Sean Penn
In the propaganda wars, well, there he goes again

Merry Christmas, Saddam…Merry Christmas, Saddam

Penn didn't realize, I guess, that he's a fool
He's been played, of course, like Saddam's propaganda tool
He was cheered by leftist groups who come from Hollywood
Every time we face a war they are up to no good

Merry Christmas, Saddam…Merry Christmas, Saddam

You're stupid, Sean Penn…you airhead, Sean Penn
You're stupid, Sean Penn…you airhead, Sean Penn

He played this in a movie once and knows it all
Where our government has failed, he would pick up the ball
He would show the world he's smarter than is Condi Rice
They will love us in the Middle East if we are nice

Merry Christmas, Saddam…Merry Christmas, Saddam

So, Saddam, here is your new buttboy
Do you like your new buttboy
Do you like your new buttboy

[doug from upland]

These people make it so easy. This song almost wrote itself. I understand that Saddam's Christmas list included a new torture chamber and a cardigan sweater, but he was happy as a little kid getting a new puppy to have a nice Hollywood buttboy. He celebrated by gassing a few dissidents.

[doug from upland]

Christmas ping.

[doug from upland]

NY TIMES - ACTOR FOLLOWS HIS OWN SCRIPT

[HighWheeler]

Would that be Sean Penn Ladin you are singing about?

[doug from upland]

Or, Sean bin Ladin. Useful idiot. Did he really not know what would result from his "fact-finding" trip? Is that really that stupid? Yes.

[JustPiper]

Sounds like a good rap song for Emimem Doug :)

[rightwingbob]

Michael Savage had the two best ones: Osama Penn Laden, and Penn-addict Arnold.