[Anchoragite]

"Chicken lover!"

Perhaps to the average viewer and hearer, this was a very clever and funny line. But I'll bet anyone who ever heard a similar phrase

Kind of like the woman who calls the Washington Monument "porn," I'd think. Freud at work.

[muawiyah]

The Warshington Monument has a classical phallus style - but that doesn't make it "porn". You can go to any riding stable and see horses letting it all hang out any time you want, and that's still not "porn".

The definition is very simple. First, you must have a human. Then you have the rest.