DFU SONG: Bend Me, Shape Me (Lott ready to bend over for them) 12-16-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BEND ME, SHAPE ME

I am in big trouble, so says my tarot card reader
I will do the things that I must to stay Senate leader

I will get down on my knees
And then I'll grovel and plead
Jesse and Al…oh, pretty please

I'll bend over and I'll grab my ankles
Tell me what's needed, my good friends
I'll bend over and I'll grab my ankles
I am prepared to take it in the end

I am finally seeing the light…we need reparations
Giving people what they deserve will heal our nation

I will get down on my knees
And then I'll grovel and plead
Jesse and Al…oh, pretty please

I'll bend over and I'll grab my ankles
Tell me what's needed, my good friends
I'll bend over and I'll grab my ankles
I am prepared to take it in the end

I'll bend over and I'll grab my ankles
I'll bend over and I'll grab my ankles

[doug from upland]

Ping list. What a pathetic spineless weasel.

[freebilly]

As much as I hate to hand the Dimocraps anything, I can't see much downside in replacing Lott as SML. The next Republican leader (assuming Lott doesn't take his ball((does he have one?)) and go home) might actually have vertebrae and testosterone....

[doug from upland]

HUGH HEWITT ASKS: SHOULD LOTT STAY OR GO

[doug from upland]

GROVELING CONTINUES ON B.E.T.

[doug from upland]

TRANSCRIPT ON B.E.T.

[TAIPAN22001]

Grovel on trent, you neutered worm. The manly thing to do would be to acknowledge that all of your previous apologies have been rebuffed, and then to hell with them-walk away with dignity, but apparently, you dont have any dignity.