[Wolfie]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet - Those are my rules. Immortality, here I come (so to speak).

[1redshirt]

Well, that sucks

[joesnuffy]

If you cant be with the one you love
Dont

[NYTexan]

"Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet"

LMAO!!

BTTT

[realpatriot71]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet - Those are my rules. Immortality, here I come (so to speak).

Don't forget the cameras - I mean, come on, how are supposed to enforce our morals on everyone else. As an added bonus we can check for people growing MJ

"double, plus good, citizen!"

[vin-one]

Oh my G*d, I guess I am doomed but my wife should be ok,
this news really SUCKS. ( ha ha)
And now for something completely different.

a sheet with a hole in it, you can do better than that.

Xena add something new to crusade about......

[Bella_Bru]

If you had bothered to read the "What Every Good Conservative Does, Thinks, and Says" by ceretain FReepers, you'd have already known that was the only acceptable way.

[Belial]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet

Actually, that sounds kind of kinky...

[CaliforniaOkie]

Monica Leuinsky take heed.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[RnMomof7]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet - Those are my rules. Immortality, here I come (so to speak).

The problem is it is always the woman that ends up "paying" ..so I guess the pleasure of men is more important than the lives of women..we will remember that for future reference..

[Britton J Wingfield]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet - Those are my rules. Immortality, here I come (so to speak).

Can it be a latex sheet?

[Coto]

through a hole cut in the sheet

It's those folks that a few sheets with 'Two Holes' cut into them that may have a problem....

[go star go]

no me man. i'm just gonna have to die...

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

That's a low blow!

[N. Theknow]

Food for Thought

[E Rocc]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet

Would that be called "Klan style"? Or does that depend on the meaning of the word "hole"? >:o

-Eric