Oral sex linked to cancer of the mouth

Suday Herald (UK) ^ | unknown | Sarah-Kate Templeton

[malakhi]

I bet they get Mai Tai's too. But, of course, alcohol free. ;-)

You won't really have eternal life ... it'll just feel that way. ;o)

[Chemist_Geek]

the ridiculous conclusion that, say, oral sex is a privilege, not a right.

Rights cannot be positive; they can only be negative.

We do not have a right to oral sex because that would require someone to provide it, and if no one is willing, then someone must be enslaved to provide it.

[AshleyMontagu]

BTTT

Bump To The Tonsils?

[NeoCaveman]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[general_re]

well i have been married 17 years and xshub has finally caught on that diamonds do wonders!

I've finally figured out a way to get my wife a nice-sized rock or two. First, I kill myself. Then, my wife finds the note explaining that she should point her browser here. And it doesn't cost me a penny...

[muggs]

LOL, Ill never think about BTTT quite the same again.

[xsmommy]

well you'd be with her always, and she would look dang good with a rock on her hand! ; ) it's a win-win proposition ; )

[NYTexan]

or B-tween the T**'s

[truenospinzone]

You are correct, and I mistakenly edited out the prevalent portion of that statement - the ridiculous conclusion was in fact that oral sex was "sinful" BECAUSE it was not a right.

[MattAMiller]

The problem is it is always the woman that ends up "paying" ..so I guess the pleasure of men is more important than the lives of women..we will remember that for future reference..

Only women get cervical cancer you know. The good old missionary position also leaves them affected and only them. Plenty of men and women who enjoy cunninglus, which would leave a man with oral cancer as well.

[RnMomof7]

So nice of you to care about the well being of your wife(??)...the specific virus being discussed in this article is a risk only to women..

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Shouldn't Monica file an lawsuit against Bill Clinton?

If people can sue the tobaco companies for getting cancer from smoking on their cigarettes, then shouldn't Monica be able to sue Clinton for getting cancer from smoking on his...er.... cigar?

[Britton J Wingfield]

Lights out, missionary position only, through a hole cut in the sheet - Those are my rules. Immortality, here I come (so to speak).

Can it be a latex sheet?

[vetvetdoug]

This article is not going to deter me. As long as I am alive and have a face, there will always be a place for good looking women to sit.

[traditionalist]

Fellatio is a corruption of the sex act, and hence it is a sin against nature, as are all acts of sodomy. In fact, it is an even worse sin than pre-marital sexual intercourse, since the latter is merely a sin of passion. That's why Dante places sodomites, which include those who engage in fellatio, in a lower ring in Hell than those guilty of mere lust.

[BuddhaBoy]

I think we need a poll.

Eternal life WITHOUT Oral Sex or 60-70 years on earth with Moderate Oral Sex?

Vote early and often.

[BuddhaBoy]

And what do you do for fun? Rip the whiskers off of kittens?

[Chemist_Geek]

was in fact that oral sex was "sinful" BECAUSE it was not a right.

Now THAT's absurd. If it is, indeed, a sin, then there are other reasons for it...

[alpowolf]

I do it for a lady because it pleases me to please her, not as a transaction. I hope she does it for the same reason. People who care about each other sometimes do things that they don't like because they care that much.

Like when I sat through "Steel Magnolias"...

[Karsus]

Please provide sources for your statment that Fellatio is a corruption of the sex act.