To: sonofatpatcher2
The French tank has the most comfortable suspension and the most comfortable toilets...
To: chilepepper
The French tank has the most comfortable suspension and the most comfortable toilets... What? Nothing about the speed in Reverse?
To: chilepepper
French tanks suffer from having cowards at the controls. French tanks become German tanks very quickly and Frenchmen become Vichy just as fast.
13 posted on
12/11/2002 11:48:31 AM PST by
Soliton
To: chilepepper
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The French tank has the most comfortable suspension and the most comfortable toilets..."
And an auto-loader that makes it completely vulnerable [more so than any other western tank] if it engages more than one tank simultaniously.
To: chilepepper
The French tank has the most comfortable suspension and the most comfortable toilets... Yeah but it only has 1 forward gear and 5 reverse gears! Also comes equipped with a "pop-up" white flag.
28 posted on
12/11/2002 12:11:38 PM PST by
SAMWolf
To: chilepepper
"The French tank has the most comfortable suspension and the most comfortable toilets..."
That may well be. But it only goes in reverse.
To: chilepepper
Not to mention the built in, automatically deploying surrender flag.
To: chilepepper
The French tank has the most comfortable suspension and the most comfortable toilets... And a built-in, automatically unfurling white flag of surrender.
To: chilepepper
Oh, oh! What an image! Are they rolling pissoirs with rotting metal casings like the ones in Paris? Inquiring minds need to know...
To: chilepepper
and is a five speed (one forward, four reverse)
144 posted on
01/22/2005 9:00:49 AM PST by
chilepepper
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