[justshutupandtakeit]

I have no fear as long as my trusty chihuahua is ready for defense. When he is not available a gerbil will do. Either would be sufficient to have you running away screaming like a little girl.

Though you would LIKE to have me committed you have no grounds nor ability. Thought control is so fitting for a Jeffersonian. I am sure you like court packing as well as he.

[Protagoras]

When he is not available a gerbil will do

Wow! Gerbils too? And I thought you confined your sin to the opposite sex!