Merry Christmas: (A Christmas Graphics Thread) Welcome :)

81 posted on 12/10/2002 8:30:35 AM PST by Howlin

To: jellybean; All

Be sure and
Click the Pics
J

82 posted on 12/10/2002 9:04:12 AM PST by Fiddlstix

83 posted on 12/10/2002 9:42:48 AM PST by Mr. Silverback

To: jellybean; Mudboy Slim

LOL! don't know what this has to do with the holiday season, BUT i like it!

free dixie,sw

84 posted on 12/10/2002 9:51:40 AM PST by stand watie

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

Thanks Tonk!

Pics from a visit to NORAD by Santa and Aaron Carter:

And here are some declassified super-secret NORAD photos documenting how Santa's appearance has mysteriously gone unchanged in almost a half-century:
1959

1967

1979 (I think this was taken at my house...)

2001

85 posted on 12/10/2002 9:53:48 AM PST by Mr. Silverback

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

Thanks for the ping, Tonk!

86 posted on 12/10/2002 10:40:26 AM PST by TEXOKIE

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Just in time for Christmas!!

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87 posted on 12/10/2002 10:45:23 AM PST by jellybean

OK!

and all this time i thoughjt it was just a dig @wee willie klintoon & "the blonde witch project"

free dixie,sw

88 posted on 12/10/2002 10:48:13 AM PST by stand watie

Twas The Night Before Jesus Came

'Twas the night before Jesus came
And all through the house
Not a creature was praying,
Not one in the house.
Their Bibles were lain
On the shelf without care...
In hopes that Jesus would not come there.

The children were dressing to crawl into bed,
Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head.
And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap
Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap.

When out of the East there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!

When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here.
With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray,
I knew in a moment this must be THE DAY!

The light of His face made me cover my head
It was Jesus! returning just like He had said.
And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth,
I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself.

In the Book of Life which He held in His hand
Was written the name of every saved man.
He spoke not a word as He searched for my name;
When He said, "It's not here", my head hung in shame.

The people whose names had been written with love
He gathered to take to His Father above.
With those who were ready He rose without a sound
While al the rest were left standing around.

I fell to my knees, but it was too late;
I had waited too long and thus sealed my fate.
I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight;
Oh, if I only had been ready tonight.

In the words of this poem the meaning is clear;
The coming of Jesus is drawing near.
There's only one life and when comes the last call
We'll find that the Bible was true after all!

May the joy and peace Of His presence
Be with you until He comes again.

89 posted on 12/10/2002 11:04:18 AM PST by Giddyupgo

Oh, it's THAT too!! It's a book filled with wonderful FReeper humor and great recipes. The proceeds will be used to help fund Free Republic. The Clintons are baked, broiled and roasted along with the rest of the gang of theives. You'll love it!! And your wife will thank you for it!

90 posted on 12/10/2002 11:06:56 AM PST by jellybean