Musician to make album of sex noises (HOLD MUH BEER, ERM, ALBUM ALERT)

Ananova ^ | December 9, 2002 | Ananova

[MadIvan]

An electronic musician from Winnipeg, Canada is making an album out of the noises he and his partner make during sex.

Aaron Funk and his girlfriend Rachael Kozak recorded their love-making sessions on mini-disk.

Funk, who normally records under the name Venetian Snares, sampled the noises and turned them into music.

The album, to be called Nymphomatriarch, is due to be released next year.

"People I've played it for don't believe it," Funk told a forthcoming issue of Playboy.

"They're like: "No, no, no - you've sampled high hats there, I know it." It's essentially alchemy, shaping sex into a new form.

"It's weird to deconstruct the sounds of sex. It makes you conscious of a lot of stuff you'd normally ignore. I remember thinking, like, oh, that slap will make a good snare drum.

"Or, wow, that was a freakish set of grunts and moans - I want to make that into a choir later."

Songs completed so far include Hymen Tramp Choir, Pervs, and Blood on the Rope.

[MrB]

Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf...

[netman]

An electronic musician from Winnipeg, Canada is making an album out of the noises he and his partner make during sex.

Another Rap album, huh.

[areafiftyone]

Didn't Donna Summer do that in the Disco era with "Love to Love you Baby"? Those kind of songs are just annoying. But it goes to show that people in the music business nowadays have absolutely no imagination or talent.

[Saundra Duffy]

FReeper married couples make better sex noises - guaranteed.

[Hacksaw]

Now we know what the LP will use for background music at their next convention :)

[zarf]

In the late 80's, I happened to be on many a session with Luke Sky Walker of 2 Live Crew recording the "ambience" of him doing 3 chicks in the studio. We recorded all the "tracks" and shelved it.

We were stoned at the time and it was a unique experience to say the least.

This clown from Canada is a day late and a dollar short.

Now I'm a Republican....go figure.

[headsonpikes]

That must be how you came by your FReeper name. ;^)

Keep your head up and your stick on the ice.

Take the body.;^)

[Argh]

I'll do that, it'll help me stay out of the penalty box (!) for spearing. Or crotch-checking. Here comes my boss, time to get the puck outta here...

[Exeter]

Among the sounds recorded were the following cuts;

1."Is it always that small?"

2."Damn, woman! When did you last shave your legs?"

3."Ohh Alan!" "Uh, my name is Aaron..."

4."Aaggh! Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!"

5."Aaron, you need to clean the cobwebs off your ceiling."

6."I don't care if he is your best friend, Aaron. Your dog can't watch!"

[Desdemona]

Hey, what instrumentation do you think Mozart would have used for this sort of thing?

[ZeitgeistSurfer]

If you play one of Funk's tunes backwards, it says I f****d Paul.

[Hot Tabasco]

I'll pass on the disk, I'm waiting for the video......

[FreeTally]

In the late 80's, I happened to be on many a session with Luke Sky Walker of 2 Live Crew recording the "ambience" of him doing 3 chicks in the studio. We recorded all the "tracks" and shelved it.

In the interlude to Rocket Queen from the Guns & Roses album Appetite For Distruction, Axl had the producer record him boinking a girl in the studio. The producer(cant remember his name) said he turned the equipment on and left the room - had no interest in being anymoe involved.

[r9etb]

Saaaaaaaaaaay....anyone here remember Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby"?

Yes. IIRC, her noises were ... uhhhh ... mechanically induced.

[xp38]

Ah Danny Gallivan...one of the all time greats...Danny GALLIVAN

Born: Apr 11 1917
Died: Feb 24 1993


Danny Gallivan broadcast hockey with accuracy enthusiasm and a sophisticated understanding of the game which gave him a syle all of his own. In a thirty-two year
career he covered 1900 matches including 16 Stanley Cup victories for the Montreal Canadiens.

He brought a new vocabulary to hockey and many of his now famous "Gallivanisms" are part of hockey folklore. He is a Charter Member of the Hockey Hall of
Fame Media and many years was Chairman of Halls Player Selection Committee.

[Bob]

I don't think I want to ask how you came by this knowledge. ;)

As you might have inferred from my travel hint following that statement, a corporate travel arranger reserved me a room for a business trip many years ago. Combine a late night arrival and unfamiliarity with the city --- voila, I ended up spending one night in one of these 'establishments'. Never again. The rest of the trip was spent in a real motel.

[headsonpikes]

Not exactly cannonading..;^)

Back to the Zamboni, rinkrat!

[r9etb]

Hey, what instrumentation do you think Mozart would have used for this sort of thing?

Well, I think we can guess the inspiration for Bach's "Air on a G string...."

[r9etb]

I'll pass on the disk, I'm waiting for the video......

Aaron Funk.

I think it's probably safe to pass on the video, too.....

[xp38]

This was merely an educational blurb taken off the internet for our untutored Freepers. Cannonading drives are saved for other purposes.;^)