To: ewing
I'm expecting 5 million votes to be cast today in a state with 2 million registered voters. Individuals who voted early and often for Landrieu today include:
Louis Armstrong
Hale ("Anybody Looking for Me?") Boggs
Jim Garrison
Andrew Jackson
Mahalia Jackson
Jean Lafitte
Earl Long
Huey Long
Pistol Pete Maravich
Carlos ("Livarsi `na pietra di la scarpa!") Marcello
Jelly Roll Morton
Lee Harvey Oswald
...and that was just in one half hour in one precinct!
To: Man of the Right
Nice to see Heuy and Earl are still potically active... hoho
To: Man of the Right
How about 'The Waterboy' Bobby Bouche? Didn't he vote as well this morning..
34 posted on
12/07/2002 6:28:50 AM PST by
ewing
To: Man of the Right
I don't know about Maravich. It is possible that he was conservative, but most of the others you listed are either liberal or Democrat, or both. Andrew Jackson was the Democrat patriarch whose liberalism took the form of autocracy and also hatred of Indians. Put that in your pipe, SD Indians!
To: Man of the Right
Time to go vote!
47 posted on
12/07/2002 6:46:44 AM PST by
ewing
To: Man of the Right
49 posted on
12/07/2002 6:49:52 AM PST by
ewing
To: Man of the Right
BTW, did you see any used pizza boxes from Chicage with ballots spilling out of 'em?
This would be an indication that the Illinois vote-manufacturing form of Daley and Sons, the nation's oldest and largest manufacturer of Democrat votes, was speed-dialed by the desperate Landrieu people late last night.
How do the Daley's do it you might ask? They are so adept at their business that they actually manufacture votes out of thin air through a secret, patented process.
50 posted on
12/07/2002 6:51:28 AM PST by
Liz
To: Man of the Right
I understand that Edwards was given a one day "good behavior" get-out-of-jail free card today.
He can drive from Ft Worth to LA and back in one day. Because "Voting, its the right thing to do!"
To: Man of the Right
I see LA dead Dems vote in alphabetical order as do ours in TX.
72 posted on
12/07/2002 7:30:57 AM PST by
lonestar
To: Man of the Right
I heard Billy Cannon had already voted too.
89 posted on
12/07/2002 7:49:57 AM PST by
Crawdad
To: Man of the Right
Pistol Pete Maravich Please remove Pete Maravich from your list. Before his tragic amd untimely death, he became a strong Christian and very good friends with James Dobson. He was no democrat!
To make up for this loss in your list, I propose adding Bryant Gumbel (born in New Orleans). I KNOW he is a demorat! I know, I know, he's not dead ...but did you see his ratings before he bailed on network TV? May as well have been dead.
To: Man of the Right
To: Man of the Right
Jim Garrison ROTFLOL! He may even take Jack Ruby, Lee Harvey Oswald, and JFK to the polls with him.
To: Man of the Right
LOL - Don't forget that James Carville and his garbage can. That's two votes.
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