My uncle had a suitcase with a broken latch. He also had a cat box under the sink that was seriously overdue for a change. My uncle also has a strange sense of humor. So he dumped the cat box in the suitcase latched and locked the good end and headed to the bus station where he set the suitcase down while he called his wife on the phone.
Some nice man took it away before he got off of the phone...
True story.
