Alternative Clinton Library Keeps the Truth Alive

Newsmax.com ^ | December 5, 2002 | Wes Vernon

[kcvl]

His nose will turn purple and his eyes will glare red. lol! LOVE IT!

[Bonaparte]

Good ideas, Bogolyubski! Also in the entry hall -- on one wall, a giant screen running AV footage of Clinton's "Now, you listen to me..." denial -- on the opposite wall, a similar video display of his non-apology apology -- both of them running continuously during lie-brary hours.

[Cobra64]

They should build the CCL right next to a Hooters.

No, no no. Clinton's LIE-brary already has that spot. Slick will be living on the top floor, looking down over the main gallery looking at Monica's stained dress. Then he will make a phone call, and will have a string of Hooters babes brought up to his apt. to work his Willie. One has to wonder where the Hildabeast will be living by then.

[Cobra64]

Your screen name sounds reminiscent of Slick's political accomplishments. If The Hildabeast had a screen name it'd be "splittinghairs;" though some have argued with me that it shoud be "spitting hairs." Cheers.

[Cobra64]

I think they should have a wing devoted to Clinton photo montages done by Freepers.

Seriously, that is an excellent idea. All you talented PhotoShop guys should spruce up your best work and email these images to the guys setting up thisnational monument to the Stainman. I'd bet they'd frame 'em and put 'em up on the walls. Ofcourse they might get pissed because of cost overruns to add an addition. Not a bad legacy for the FR talented, creative artsy-craftsy FR bunch!

[hinckley buzzard]

My first reaction exactly. I was going to say I hope they make copies of everything and keep them in an undisclosed location.

[Cobra64]

It would be great to have the ribbon-cutting done by all of the women Bubba has harassed/raped.

Will never happen; the Local, State Police, and National Guard would have to be called out to manage the traffic jams in the tri-state area.

[Samizdat]

OMG! Finally! I have 11 hours of original videotape of Hugh Sprunt going over GOVERNMENT documents that point to murder instead of suicide of Vince Foster. I wonder if they would use it if I donated it.

[jigsaw]

And Alamo Girl's Downside Legacy on CD in the gift/book store.

Absolutely, positively, 100%!

Also several computers with the CD running for visitors.

God Bless You, Alamo Girl, wherever you are!

[Exit148]

What a fantastic idea!

Every pres wants to have his own library, and I've always been pleased that there was a place where you could view the events that passed in their administration. BUT -- the thought of a Clinton Library, and the lies promoted as facts or as honorable happenings just turned my stomach. I HATE INJUSTICE, and the fact that some peiople would go there and coo and gurgle over Clinton, and think the displays were truely realistic and truthful was maddening.

The Clinton LIE-brary wants donations? Tell me where? Maybe News Max will have a link?

[Freeper john]

I like your suggestions. Hope all is well with you.John

[Bonaparte]

Hi, John! All's well, except for a cracked tooth. Yikes! Fortunately, it's repairable. Did you know they can now implant titanium alloy teeth in your jawbones? My dentist tells me the bone matrix actually weaves itself into the metal, permanently fusing the tooth in place. Guess we better sell off our shares of Polident! :-)

[Bonaparte]

... "spitting hairs."

LOL!

And you're right. I was a bit of a maniac in my day. But I'm reformed now, I swear it!

Regards,

[LiteKeeper]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CounterCounterCulture]

The Counter Clinton Library

I like the sound of that! :-)

[timestax]

Lie-Brary bump

[giotto]

the Counter Clinton Library (CCL) will allow visitors leaving the nearby official spin machine to review all the scandals the Clinton acolytes will ignore

Ha! I hope they have a very large building for this, because by the time the Hill-Billies left the Whitehouse, the scandals were breaking at the rate of more than one per day. But I love the idea, and I would gladly contribute to its creation.

[Scully]

They should build the CCL right next to a Hooters

The Wal-Mart here features a MacDonald's right inside the store. How about a Hooters inside the CCL???

[dware]

I would LOVE to put my web skills to the test on this project...lemme know!

[altair]

Toilettes that DON'T work would be my suggestion.

I think they should work, but have the bowls decorated with his picture so visitors can do to him what he did to the country for eight years.