ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

November 29, 2002 | stopthepress

[StopThePress]

November 29, 2002

Dear Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Members (VRWC):

The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Recent media developments have caused confusion related to the VRWC and the terminology associated with our group efforts.

In lieu of this, we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS).

You may have recently received your new VRWC membership cards. Unfortunately, we were unable to stop the presses before these recent developments occurred. Please destroy your fiscal year 2003 VRWC membership cards upon receipt. We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards and they will be mailed to you before January 1, 2003.

In addition, please contact your local chapter of the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge to receive new orders. You can use the same phone number you were assigned. Your access codes will be the same, however, the new log-in ID# is: RWZS001342.

Thank you for cooperation, deceit and allegiance.

Warm Regards,

The Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge Board of Directors (formerly VRWC Board of Directors)

CC: Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Rupert Murdoch FOX News Editors Washington Times Chief Publisher

[Snowy]

The money diverted from the school lunch program, will that still be used for beer and cigars at the summer clam bake?

Yes. We have decided that we would not change the normal protocol. However, there will be many more people in attendance. Therefore, social security funds will have to be diverted as well. Looks like we're going to have a wonderful party this year!

[Chad Fairbanks]

oooh... I have some ideas for that committee -

1. only Missionary position is allowed
2. No crying out with excitement or pleasure, and...
3. Singing of 'Onward Christian Soldiers' is optional...

;0)

[Fintan]

Remember the Darkness...

[anniegetyourgun]

I can assure you of one thing....we won't be incremental about it....we're going all the way....

[RobFromGa]

Will my $6000 monthly auto-charge that has been going to the VRWC headquarters these past eleven years automatically switch to the RWZS, or do I need to re-register?

(It is time to up the monthly donation for inflation anyways, so no big deal). Please advise, most of my family members are also big VRWC contibutors as well. I'll let them know the drill.

Comrades: Any idea what time the VRWC bus is supposed to pick us up here in Atlanta on Dec 6th for our New Orleans, Louisiana vacation on the 7th? I'm set up to vote nine times, and I have fake beards and mustaches for anyone who need them.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

SUPERB WEB PAGE I bumped into! This MUST be a FREEPER!!!

[Pablo64]

Damn it! This isn't going to work. I can't spell Zitgust...no...Zitegoose...**@##!...you know, what he said!

Maybe a few of us should stick with the VRWC as decoys, just so they don't notice that everybody's gone. -?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Also wigs and dresses and pantyhose roger over out check.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

We will wear these...

when we vote a thousand times each.

[Pegita]

Wait a minute, guys ... we can't do anything without the keys to the lockbox ...

[nicmarlo]

So, you finally decided to show up here, eh? Is this the new, reformed zeigeistahundafuirst thing? lol (however that word's spelled?). I thought the VRWC was more on time, meekie? : )

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[bootless]

Dang! Now I've got to repaint the billboard on the side of my Expedition!

[Delphinium]

Thanks for letting me know. I will be standing by for orders.

[NYTexan]

Any room on the de-forestation committie?
I have a good runnin chainsaw!

[uglybiker]

Uhh...question.

Is the VRWC store still open? It's the only place I can find the old-style anti-matter injector fluid for the hyper-drive on my Arcturan Mark IV Galaxy Speedster.

The local Mason Lodge quit carrying it. They only carry the new synthetic stuff now and it tends to eat through the injector seals. (And I ONLY use seals made from real baby seals. The terillium ones are junk.)

[WVNan]

Do you know who will be the Grand Pooba for the Zeitwhatever as Rush is for the VRWC? If I'm not incited to violence at least once a day I'm not sure it is worth my time. I will await instructions.

[another cricket]

Oh, don't worry about that.

a.cricket

There are few problems that can not be solved with the proper amount of explosives.

[Publius]

3. Singing of 'Onward Christian Soldiers' is optional...

How about "Cleft of Ages, Rock for Me"?

[anniegetyourgun]

Tom, the men in red ties wearing glasses are coming to take you away.....