ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

November 29, 2002 | stopthepress

[uglybiker]

Yeah well, the Grand Gatekeeper took pity on me and finally...finally... dedided to put me on The Nubile Virgin Committee for the Bohemian Club New Year's Eve Blowout. It's a done deal, too 'cause he already issued me my goat leggings (and it's about friggin' time, too!!)

I'll be seeing hm again at the Minority Subjugation Luncheon next Thursday (Barry Goldwater's brain is scheduled to speak.). I'll mention you were interested in taking over.

[nopardons]

Does this mean that my wall plack is now null and void ; the decoder ring and erratta too ? :-(

[sauropod]

Ein Deutchland! Ein Volk.....

[reformed_democrat]

I'll be seeing him again at the Minority Subjugation Luncheon next Thursday

Cool! Tell him I said Hi.

I had tickets to that, but had to pass because that's the day I get my cerebellum implants updated. You know how hard it is to get an appointment with those guys, and you can't get the marching orders if your implants aren't current.

Well, I'm off to put arsenic in the town's drinking water supply. A woman's work is just never done . . .

[weikel]

I want to join the conspiracy( your goals are essentially Randist I hope) my ability to contribute now is limited but will grow in the future. LOL.

[dansangel]

VRWC BUMP!! Pertinent, updated info here...LOL!

[BlueLancer]

For any who missed it the first time around, these golden oldie ...
Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
... and ...
POLICE STATE REQUIRES LOTS OF CAPS & SEMI-LITERATE PUNCTUATION

[.45MAN]

Geeze!!!!!!!! My new T-Shirt just came in, now I got to order another one..