Eco-Tally-Ban

Upper Valley Free Press ^ | 11-20-02 | Daryl L. Hunter

[SierraWasp]

Now wait a minute! I got the idea from being passed by a van a couple of years ago on I-5 southbound when Oregon was to play a southern CA team. They had a banner in the back window that said "GREEN GANG!"

Immediately, knowing what the town of Eugene had turned into with all the liberals and eco-nazis, I turned it around and told Mrs. Wasp... "Look! Oregon has GANG-GREEN!"

She said, "Why, has part of their anatomy fallen off on the freeway?" I said, "No! Look at that sign in their back window!" She said, "What? GREEN GANG?" I said, "Almost... turn it around!" She said, "What? Are you becoming dyslexic?" I said, "No, but it sure fits and if it fits, you must convict!"

[Grampa Dave]

How about Endangered Rural Americans Preservation Society?

We have to borrow words and phrases from the enviral nazis and then pound them with those words and phrases until they become our mantras.

[Grampa Dave]

Even though I feel that GANG-GREENis appropriate and a great way to describe the vile greens in the Eugene Oregon area.

Our poor wives have to put with a lot re our rants!

[Daryl L.Hunter]

How about Endangered Rural Americans Preservation Society?

I like It!

[SierraWasp]

"Our poor wives have to put with a lot re our rants!"

What? You think we should become reformed ranters? It's a little late for that, don't you think, Grampa?

I suppose now you want to establish the "Ranters & Ravers Reformation Society," right? (grin)

[EBUCK]

Altruism is a wonderful thing if not perverted into a destructive weapon by narrow minded zealots that are more concerned by their perceptions and feelings than by facts.

Well put Daryl! Hell, what good are facts and empirical evidence when mother earth is on the line? And the icing, they've admitted that they will skew the evidence when in their best interest to do so.

EBUCK

[EBUCK]

Gang Green is the nickname for the UofO Ducks.

EBUCK