Ooooooooooooh! (Hands wringing in Mr. Burns-style glee) This would be cooooool! Who's side would the media take? Who would the government defend? This would be like Hulk Hogan vs. The rock in last year's Wrestlemaina!!! Two "good guys"--who would we root for?
(intro Mariachi music) "In this corner wearing the traditional Lucha Libre mask...acheiving the American dream...gladly doing the work us lazy Americans no longer want to do...taking back their rightful land of Aztlan, one inch at a time...The MEXICANS!!! (cheers from the crowd mixed with random cries of "Aribia La Raza!")
(intro powwow/rain dance music) In this corner...dressed in feathers and ceremonial garb...they've been used, abused, dumped on and pushed around...but no more!!! They're fightin' mad and seein' red...They're the Indians! I mean, The NATIVE AMERICANS!!! (cheers mixed with random tomahawk chops and woo woo woos)
During the match, W would distract the officials (special guest ref Pedro Morales) with bags of money provided by Saudi Arabia, and Vincente the Fox would hit the Indian over the head with a Mariachi guitar and the match would be over...Uno...Dos...Tres!!!
LINE THE BORDERS WITH NUCLEAR WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!