[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, tom! Lots of things to do today, but I'll be back. Thank you for the jokes every day for our troops. I don't know how you do it, but a big THANKS!

[Dubya]

Back to work. Be back when I can.

[tomkow6]

God said unto Adam " You have been quiet lately - is there something wrong?
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. So God said that He would make
him a companion and that it would be a woman.

And God said "A woman will gather food for you, cook for you and when you
discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with
every decision you make. She will bear children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and
will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have a
disagreement. She will never get a headache and will freely give you love
and passion whenever you want"

Adam asked "What will it cost me?"

God replied "An arm and a leg" Adam asked "What can I get for a rib?"

THE REST IS HISTORY.