[Media Insurgent]

"I bet those publishers for Hitlery and Bubba are just a tad nervous being out a total of $18 million in advances...."

You got that right!

Bill's book actually could be an enormous seller, if it was written as a lurid tell-all confessional. Can you imagine how huge the sales would be if he gave an account of all his extra-marital dalliances and various other high crimes & misdemeanors? Anyone who ever bought a Jackie Collins novel would be all over it.

It'll never happen of course. You can bet that his book will be a lot of puffery about all he supposedly accomplished and how anything that went wrong from 1993 to 2001 was the fault of those mean Republicans. Hillary's will be even more boring- a self-hagography shaping the image she want to take into her presidential run. Both of them will have to come with a bottle of No-Doz.

[Yankee]

Bill's book actually could be an enormous seller, if it was written as a lurid tell-all confessional. Can you imagine how huge the sales would be if he gave an account of all his extra-marital dalliances and various other high crimes & misdemeanors? Anyone who ever bought a Jackie Collins novel would be all over it.

I understand he is emulating Dicken's style in "David Copperfield, in an effort to appeal to readers of classical material.

Chapter One: I Am Fellated.

[samanella]

Why would anyone presume to buy either of their "memoirs" when they never could remember anything?

Both Hil's and Bill's books will be in the Sci Fi Section of B&N.....

[weegee]

People would expect to find a centerfold in BJ Clinton's book. Wouldn't the whole thing read like a letter to Penthouse Forum?

I was working in my office late one night and order up a pizza when this curvey young intern (still in college!) gives me a flash of her thong!...

And the next thing I know, I'm looking at the sink...