"fellas": "We don't 'preciate commies 'round here. Why don't you just step back out through that there door."
Keillor did a monologue once in which his supposed phone call was interrupted by the operator, his former Sunday School teacher, who said, "Your folks aren't at home, and I don't intend to connect you, you just are calling up so you and your swell friends can make fun of us...this town was a decent place until some people came along and left" And then she hung up on him.
Perhaps a bit more truth in art than he'd care to admit.
Regards, Ivan