Posted on 11/19/2002 8:21:34 AM PST by alisasny
otoh, i'd be willing to help recruit 50 YOUNG handsome paratroopers for the ladies entertainment if asked. a "dear friend of the female persuasion" told me that was a FINE idea. her exact comment was :"OOOOOOOh, EYE CANDY".
i think it would be a hoot to do AND an appropriate put-down to the dummies from the left coast.
free dixie,sw
You mean this?
NOBODY would want to see me or the "good dr" do the "full monty" for war or anything else! i believe we are FAR past the age & waist-size for that!
Not to worry. We wouldn't be looking at your waistlines.
free dixie,sw
i even know a professional photographer. it WILL be a hoot.
free dixie,sw
"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast...
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name.
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the Meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
(Mudboy on harp...)
Now he lives here in Richmond...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Church Hill,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"
He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
MUD
free dixie NOW,sw
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