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'Le Weekend' Pill is on the Way! France Launches Super Viagra Pill.. [7 Times More Effective]
The Western Daily Press ^ | Nov. 16, 2002 | 'This is Gloucestershire' News Service

Posted on 11/18/2002 9:59:41 AM PST by ewing

A virility pill nicknamed Le Weekend by the French because of its long-lasting effects is to be sold in Britian, it was announced yesterday.

Cialis is said to be faster than Viagra and lasts seven times longer.

It gained its nickname after French lovers claimed that it conquered their impotence from Friday night until Sunday morning.

It may be available for serious NHS cases.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: euros; france; leweekend; surrender; viagra
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Let me start with the obvious one..

'French women all over the country surrender!'

1 posted on 11/18/2002 9:59:41 AM PST by ewing
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; FreedomPoster; Timesink; AntiGuv; ...
Run it up the flagpole ping? (cringe)
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

2 posted on 11/18/2002 10:00:53 AM PST by mhking
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To: mhking
Hold muh (well you know what) ping..
3 posted on 11/18/2002 10:01:58 AM PST by ewing
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To: ewing
It might not be a good idea to take it late Sunday night. Might be embarassing Monday morning sportin' wood in the office. Of course if you're the Slickster, it wouldn't matter.
4 posted on 11/18/2002 10:03:39 AM PST by Cobra64
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To: ewing
That explains Slick Willy's recent overseas junkets...
5 posted on 11/18/2002 10:04:52 AM PST by Tall_Texan
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To: ewing
It at least explains why the French are seven times bigger [phalluses] than any other people on Earth.
6 posted on 11/18/2002 10:06:05 AM PST by brothersjudddotcom
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To: BigWaveBetty
Word has it that Harrison Ford is looking for property in France as we speak.
7 posted on 11/18/2002 10:07:48 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: ewing
Leave it up to the pricks to find a way to keep the prick up......
8 posted on 11/18/2002 10:09:05 AM PST by FreeTally
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To: ewing
A lot of sore a*ses come Monday morning in froggy land.

I hear the sheep hideout all weekend as well.

9 posted on 11/18/2002 10:10:43 AM PST by Jimmyclyde
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To: FreeTally
Their brains must have dropped way down low.
10 posted on 11/18/2002 10:10:50 AM PST by tessalu
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To: brothersjudddotcom
Understand they're going to promot it here as "Democrat",
one pill and you'll want to f**k everyone, over and over and over again.
11 posted on 11/18/2002 10:11:14 AM PST by Governor
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To: Cobra64
Or for the rest of the week until Wednesday!
12 posted on 11/18/2002 10:11:18 AM PST by ewing
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To: Jimmyclyde
ROTFL! The sheep comment got me..
13 posted on 11/18/2002 10:12:30 AM PST by ewing
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To: Tall_Texan
Must have been stocking up for the winter..
14 posted on 11/18/2002 10:17:09 AM PST by ewing
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To: ewing
I'm so happy I am italian and never have to worry about probems that can be remedied by Viagra. :-)
15 posted on 11/18/2002 10:18:00 AM PST by HitmanLV
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To: ewing
"Le Ten-Inch lasts ze whole weekend, mon ami!"
16 posted on 11/18/2002 10:22:34 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Governor
The should call it 'The Clinton.'
17 posted on 11/18/2002 10:23:54 AM PST by ewing
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Poor Harrison, he is getting up there in years..
18 posted on 11/18/2002 10:24:56 AM PST by ewing
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To: ewing
Hmmm. Up all weekend?

Sounds like the biggest problem with this would be cleaning up the urine that gets sprayed all over the toilet and walls. Aiming can be a bitch....

19 posted on 11/18/2002 10:27:21 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Governor
Understand they're going to promot it here as "Democrat", one pill and you'll want to f**k everyone, over and over and over again.

Man, thank GOD I wasn't drinking coffee or you would have cost me a keyboard.

20 posted on 11/18/2002 10:27:25 AM PST by Centurion2000
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