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From Reader's Digest Humor in Uniform

A FEW MONTHS after Tom and I were married during World War
II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first
letters, he wrote, "I'm going to have a Navy battleship
tattooed on my chest." Instead of pleading, I answered
simply, "Send me a picture of your tattoo, and I'll have a
duplicate put on my chest." We have been married for 51
years. Neither of us has a tattoo.
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A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to
paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not
get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could
avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door,
stripped naked and painted in the nude. After about an
hour they heard a knock at the door. "Who is it?" asked
one of the women.

"Blind man," came the reply.

Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened
the door.

"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise.
"Now, where do you want these blinds?"

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