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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Here's one from the haze-gray crowd:


Cannon Balls In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck?

The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon.

There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others? The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys."

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

58 posted on 11/18/2002 9:33:19 AM PST by jettester
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To: jettester
Thanks for the history lesson, jettester. I knew about stacking the cannon balls, but not the brass monkey part.
196 posted on 11/18/2002 7:26:52 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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To: jettester
Thanks for posting some humor for our military to read!
Welcome to the USO Canteen!
213 posted on 11/18/2002 7:56:33 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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