USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes & Humor ~ November 18 2002

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[Kathy in Alaska]

Oh no, Tom! That is quite the difference.

[Soaring Feather]

Beautiful eagle and ship graphic!

[Kathy in Alaska]

"Thoughts About Life"

These are good ones, Dubya.

[Soaring Feather]

Look out Kathy here he comes, step on it with the car already!

[Soaring Feather]

Where are your kitty katz tonight?

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[Soaring Feather]

Husband Shopping

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place never to return.

A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they go.

Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they go.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said, "This
floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Good-bye."

bentfeather is now ducking!!!!

[tomkow6]

Unfortunately, all my "kitty-katz" are hiding..........I wish I could be there with them.

[Soaring Feather]

Thank you Canteen gents, troops, this is so lovely and warm.

[Soaring Feather]

aaaaahhhhhh, poor tomkow!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Wow, that's a great recruiting poster! Thanks for sharing.

[Kathy in Alaska]

"The recruiter replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

LOL! Kid didn't want much did he? Good one, sg.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ok, ok, that image of Petticoat Junction does seem to fit. LOL!

[Kathy in Alaska]

"9. Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers."

My favorite. These are funny. I bet our troops can relate to quite a few. Thanks for sharing. And welcome to the Canteen.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ragtime, these ways to annoy omasa are priceless. ROTFL!! A couple favorites.

"Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?"

"Leave business cards for the Israeli Mossad in his Rolodex."

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks for the history lesson, jettester. I knew about stacking the cannon balls, but not the brass monkey part.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Had the chance to Thank a Viet Nam Vet on the phone today at work
and Welcome him Home.
*HUG*

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Very good ProudEagle.

[RaceBannon]

Good Grief!~! The only time we hit dry land was in Scotland! In any other time it was 100 yards off shore!! WADE IN LIKE TARAWA BOYS!!

(Scotland would have made the officers freeze, too! )

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Good Evening
*HUG*