[Diddle E. Squat]

Found on Mr. Rooney's computer:

[Diddle E. Squat]

Is Ferris a Southpark Republican?

"I do have a test today, that wasn't BS. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

[Alex Murphy]

Really? I figured it would have been this one...