Why don't the public schools just keep the kids home, and MAIL them their diplomas!
It's only a small next step, if absentees can sue for grades.
The parents who support these suits should be declared unfit.
On second thought, No. The parents will be punished when their unemployable offspring live with and off them _forever_.
No, they'll do just like their parents and get a check from the government containing money taken at gunpoint from you and I.