Michael Moore In 2004 (BARF alert!)

Petitiononline ^ | Michelle Walsh

[RippleFire]

It's FReeping time!

[axel f]

These people are smoking crack. What is WRONG with leftists? They think Michael Moore is presidential material???

[Rays_Dad]

It looks like one to many bong hits for these people. Moore? Give me a break.

[That Subliminal Kid]

They're totally delusional. This is just more evidence that leftist ideology is in fact a mind altering drug, and those who go down that dark and treacherous road of dependance and addiction to emotion-laden drivel run the risk of ending up like these people, so bereft of reason, sanity, and simple common sense, that in their drug induced delusion they actually want that fat un-shaven socialist pig to be President. It would be funny, if it weren't so sad. Luckily whack-jobs like these people have little or no influence over public policy.

[presidio9]

Bring it on Micheal. Things are slightly different when your opponent can ask questions back. Also, there's that troubling aspect of having to come up with an alternative to what doesn't work.

[That Subliminal Kid]

The funniest part of this diatribe is their insistance that Libertarians would support Michael Moore. HA! No Libertarian I have ever met would even consider for a second supporting that degenerate piece of filth.

[Right Wing Professor]

Look on the bright side. Running for president will almost certainly force him to take a bath.

[billhilly]

Fatty Arbuckle for President. No more hunger in america. Each morning he will get up and eat for you.

[jla]

It's FReeping time!

No, it's Sign The Petition time.
Of course I realize the futility of online petitions, but if there are enough signatures maybe ol' Mike, whose ego is as large as his wasteline, might just convince himself to step into the preliminary spotlight for all America to see what a Marxist-lovin' boob profoundly intelligent guy he is.

[Charles Henrickson]

America needs Michael Moore in the Oval Office.

He wouldn't fit. He's completely round.

[B-Chan]

May God please let this happen.

[Maceman]

It’s time for a wake up call in America

There was a wake-up call in America on November 5. It was a wake-up call from America to the Democrats. Fortunately for us, it appears that the Democrats have decided to hit the snooze button and keep on dreaming a little while longer.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Michael Moore expalins what God did with all the left over silly putty when He created the Universe.

[RippleFire]

I love signing online petitions! They are a joke, but the experience is cathartic! Sign early and often!

[steve-b]

We also anticipate that many from the Green Party and Libertarian Party, as well as many who do not affiliate with any party, will gladly support your candidacy.

Puh-leeze. We might offer up a member of the Blue Man Group as a candidate from time to time, but we do have some standards.

[dogbowl]

They're scraping the bottom of the barrel already.
Meanwhile, the rest of the party dreams of McCain.

[beaversmom]

If I didn't know how stupid Democrats can be, I would think a Republican had started this petition as a joke. Michael Medved is calling them the Death Wish Democrats now. Maybe Al Sharpton can be Moore's running mate. Like someone said already--let's pray this is true. Let's pray for the lunacy to continue.

[Mudboy Slim]

The American Left deserves Michael Moore as the Green Party candidate fer POTUS in 2004!!

Please sign the petition, Old Dominion FReepers!!

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

BTW...and consider e-FReepin' Rush Limbaugh at Rush@eibnet.com to alert him to our efforts.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a Republican had started this petition as a joke."

Perhaps yer Right...MUD

[xp38]

While reading this it sounded to me like it was composed tongue in cheek by a Freeper.